This weekend, we stayed at a Hotel Indigo in Chicago. All of the hotel marketing materials - from the front desk to the restaurant to our room - were written as haikus. So I was inspired to create a few of my own. If you have any YOU'D like to share, please reply to this post.
Edouard, he blew in
Like a scared little sissy
Today we were spared.
Southwest Airlines Trip,
The fat lady’s to my right.
Hide your peanuts folks.
Red wine or white wine?
What is my preference tonight?
That the glass is full!
Brake lights in the front,
Merging vehicles threaten;
Commuting is Hell.
Big brown eyes longing,
Slobber slowly drips to floor.
Zach awaits dinner.
Pretty fertile soil,
Violated and pillaged;
Weeds take over beds.
