This morning, our staff was in a training session to become more knowledgeable about one of our web resources. The site contains great information and meeting was valuable, but the presenter was energized on something more than standard-issue caffeine. Here are a few excerpts from her presentation(home-shopping pitch):
“If you click here, we’ll provide you backgrounds from over 200 advertisers – and if you call now, we’ll send you another 200 advertisers at absolutely no charge to you!”
“The study from our partnership with Big-Time Major Research Company is located in the Market Studies channel on the site. Download one in the next 10 minutes and we’ll send you the Magic Bullet Smoothie Maker for FREE! ($29.95 shipping and handling applies)”
“You like all this information, but you don’t have the time to create a presentation? We do it for you! Just click here and you can customize your sales sheet right from your CrackBerry. If you log in now, we’ll send you the entire CD set, How to Make Gazillions on e-Bay - completely free. AND if you type in keyword, ‘Please Pass the Valium,’ we’ll include a copy of the first season of WKRP in Cincinnati on VHS.”
Gotta run – if I log in now, there’s a Bedazzler with my name on it! Yee Haw!
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